Brianna Ushiku Whore ❤️

About Kawasaki

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Construction

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but hey, that’s life, right? I’m just glad I survived to tell the tale. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go wash this soy sauce off my shirt.

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