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Hey, folks, lemme tell ya—brothel’s a wild one. I’m sittin’ here, crunchin’ numbers, thinkin’—man, how’d I get here? Used to balance books, now talkin’ bordellos! Here’s the deal—brothels, they’re old as dirt. Been around since, shoot, ancient Rome, probs longer. Imagine that—guys in togas, droppin’ coins for a quickie. Kinda funny, right? “The world’s gone mad,” like in *Children of Men*—but with more sex, less babies.

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First off, I head to the shop on Sakae Street. Got a bunch of orders piled up. I’m a carpenter, ya know? Wood, nails, saws—my jam. But today? Nah, not so much. I’m cuttin’ this piece of cedar, and BAM! The saw kicks back. Almost took my finger off! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”

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