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About Kobe

I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

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Visit the Upopoy National Ainu Museum, Lake Akan and more. Upopoy National Ainu Museum opened in in Shiraoi, Hokkaidō -- around an hour from Sapporo. Pre-book your tickets .

Feeling a bit defeated, I headed to a local izakaya for dinner. I ordered some sake and grilled fish. The vibe was chill, and the locals were super friendly. We started chatting, and they were telling me about the best spots in Shiraoi. I was taking notes like a nerd. One guy even said, “You gotta try the onsen!” I was like, “What’s that?” He laughed and said, “You’ll see.”

Hokkaido, Japan: The Land of Milk and Uni