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About Kyoto

But here’s the kicker—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores had this secret code? Like, flowers in their hair—red rose meant “I’m booked,” white daisy was “Come hither, ya filthy git.” Little known fact, blew my mind when I read it in some dusty library book—me, a harvester, readin! Surprised the hell outta me, history’s wild like that. Makes ya wonder what she’s hidin now, eh? That chick in the alley, maybe she’s got her own code—fishnets up high, “Pay me double, dickhead.”

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But then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s do this!” I start my stream, and it’s going great. People are tuning in, and I’m feeling the love. I’m cracking jokes, and the chat’s lit! But then, my cat decides it’s the perfect time to jump on my keyboard. I’m like, “Noooo!” But the viewers are loving it. They’re all like, “Cat cam!”

Funeral of slain Japan’s ex-PM Abe to be held on July 12 in his hometown Shimonoseki