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About Osaka

So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just what ya think. History’s full of ‘em, sneaky facts too! Like, back in old Japan, geishas - yeah, me, a geisha frog, ha! - they weren’t whores, but folks mixed ‘em up. Pissed me off when I learned that! People judgin’, not knowin’ squat. Whores tho, they’re survivors, man. Takin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps, livin’ raw. Kinda like Adam and Eve, vampin’ through centuries, “contaminated by the modern world,” but still kickin’.

Japan Whore

Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist (下ネタという概念が存在しない退屈な世界, Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai), .

Finally, the power comes back, and we’re back in business. The bids keep climbing, and I’m feeling pumped. I’m like, “This is it! Shimonita’s finest!” But then, I see my buddy Kenji in the back, and he’s just shaking his head. I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He tells me he’s got a better vase at home. I’m like, “Dude, why didn’t you bring it?”

A first for Japan, an intact fossil of a firefly from 3.5 million years ago