Lila Oshamambe Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

So, this one time, client brings in whore – not a dog, not a cat, but a freakin’ horse! Named Whore, legit, no kiddin’. Big ol’ mare, gorgeous as hell, chestnut coat, shiny like a damn movie star. But stubburn – holy crap, pissed me off! Took 3 hours to check her teeth, bitin’ at me like I’m the bad guy. “Beauty is a weapon,” movie says – damn right, Whore’s charm was lethal!

Hokkaido Japan (23 Des 2023-1 Jan 2024) part 5: Niseko

On day 2, I started my trip from Sendai and landed in Hokkaido. I traveled to Asahikawa via Shin-Hakodate-Hokuto, Oshamambe, Sapporo. In this post, I will write about the first half of my trip .

After the onsen, I’m feelin’ rejuvenated. I decide to grab some food at this little joint on Kiyokawa Street. Best ramen ever! I’m slurpin’ it down, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m thinkin’, “This is what life’s about!” But then, I spill some broth on my shirt. Classic me, right?

“Have fun seeing what comes out” gacha machine is a mystery in more ways than one