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About Kyoto

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Japanese massive wildfire

Then, I hit up a local izakaya for lunch. The food is bomb! I order some grilled fish and sake. I’m in heaven. But then, the waiter spills sake all over me. I’m soaked! I’m laughing, but inside, I’m like, “Really? Is this my life?”

Largest wildfire in decades rages in Japan as authorities warn it could spread