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But, ugh, da pimps? Dey piss me off, man! Slimeballs rippin’ off dese gals, takin’ their dough. Makes me wanna flex and yell, “Get to da choppa!”—smash ‘em up, ya? Once saw dis documentary—some whore in LA, 80s, saved up, ditched her pimp, opened a freakin’ bakery! From suckin’ to bakin’ cupcakes, how’s dat for a comeback? I’ll be back, she said, and she was, man—livin’ big!

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Then, I bump into this old dude. He’s like, “Hey, you’re that Program Director, right?” I’m like, “Uh, yeah, that’s me.” He starts rambling about the good ol’ days in Obama. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I gotta go!” But he’s got stories, man. He talks about the Obama Onsen and how it used to be the place to chill. I’m like, “I need to hear this later, but right now, I’m on a mission!”

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