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First off, it’s shady as hell. You don’t just stroll up to some gal and go, “Hey, how’s biz?” Nah, there’s codes, signals—little known fact: back in the ‘70s, pimps used matchbooks to advertise. Dropped ‘em at bars, scribbled numbers inside. Clever, but sleazy. I hate clever sleaze. Makes my skin crawl, like when Larry Gopnik’s wife ditched him for that smug bastard Sy Ableman. “I’m a serious man,” Larry whines—yeah, me too, pal, ‘til I’m scoutin’ hookers.

Communicating Doors

But she does recommend starting off with a search to find the best provider for you: “Google where you are and who you want to meet. If you’re after a specific service — kink, for example .

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Matsubara Street. You know, the one with the neon lights that practically scream “buy snacks!” Grabbed some onigiri and a can of iced coffee. I was feeling like a king. But then, bam! I spilled my coffee all over my favorite shirt. Ugh! I was like, “Great, just great.”

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