Amelia Nikko Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

First-Time Visitors

First night in Nikko with an awesome yukata. · geisha · punk. whore · gypsy · yukata · sparkling wine (NOT champagne) · growl · faraway · costume.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standing there, drenched, thinking, “Why me?” But then I see this cute little cat just chilling under an awning. I’m like, “Okay, universe, you got jokes.”

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