Eliza Namie Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

Definitions of 'whore'

The first definition of whore in the dictionary is a prostitute or promiscuous woman: often a term of abuse. Other definition of whore is to be or act as a prostitute. Whore is also to have .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, monsoon level. I dash into a little shop on Namie’s main street. It’s packed with local crafts. I’m browsing, trying to stay dry, and I spot this cute little ceramic cat. I’m like, “I need this!” But the shopkeeper’s like, “No discounts.” I’m like, “C’mon, I just survived a storm!”

How’s this for a reality check? A bus tour to check for radiation