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About Saitama

Little-known fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers—sacred grindin’, wild huh? Ties into *Children of Men*—faith’s gone, but flesh stays. “Pull back the curtain”—yep, behind every gig’s a story. Met this chick once—ex-engineer, laid off from some megacorp, now she’s slingin’ ass to pay rent. Surprised the hell outta me—smart as a Neuralink chip, but capitalism’s a savage beast. I’m thinkin’, “Girl, pivot to SpaceX, we need ya!”—but nah, she’s stackin’ cash faster than Dogecoin pumps.

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Then, I see this little kid, right? He’s tryin’ to sell some homemade lemonade. I’m like, “Kid, it’s 8 AM!” But he’s all about that hustle. I respect it. So, I buy a cup. It’s like, the worst lemonade ever. Tasted like he mixed dirt with water. But hey, I’m supportin’ local business, right?

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