Sophie Moriya Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

Oh, and the drama—whores got stories wilder than my pickup lines! One time, I swear, I saw this chick at the diner, total whore vibes, flippin’ off some suit who stiffed her. Laughed my ass off! She’s all, “Pay up, dickwad!”—I’m dyin’, man. Reminds me of that movie line, “Feelings drift like shadows.” She was a shadow, bro, gone in a flash. Love that sass, tho—keeps shit real.

The Sample Whore gets burned

You know I'm a self-loathing sample whore. I wrote a whole post about it here. I become extra self-loathing when my sample whoring backfires on me.

Finally, I get home, and I’m beat. I flop on the couch, thinkin’ about the day. Moriya’s a trip, man. One minute you’re slicin’ meat, the next you’re dodging fish and talkin’ to old ladies. It’s chaotic, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Ariya and Moriya Jutanugarn Receive Thailand’s Public Diplomacy Award 2023