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About Kobe

Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

For Travel Agents

Whore Japan, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Striptease, Prostate Miyanoura · Yasu · Mizunami · Tagami · Tagami · Moriguchi · Hashimoto · Imaichi.

After that, I’m feeling kinda hungry again. I wander over to this little ramen shop on Shōwa-dōri. The smell hits me like a freight train. I order a bowl, and it’s like heaven in a bowl. Seriously, I’m slurping like there’s no tomorrow. I’m so into it, I don’t even notice the guy next to me staring. I look over, and he’s got this weird grin. I’m like, “What’s up, dude?” He just nods at my ramen. I guess he gets it.

A Guide to the Otherworldly Island of Yakushima (Published 2018)