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Now, picture this: Boonmee’s ghost monkey vibes, but it’s a brothel client seein his past lives in the mirror mid-session. “I’ve loved you before,” he says, droppin cash. Worker’s like, “Cool, still 50 bucks.” Dry humor’s my jam—life’s a meme, why not laugh? Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, regret—hits like a Falcon 9 booster landing.

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First off, I’m an agronomist, right? So I’m all about plants and crops. But today? Ugh. I had to run to the city center. I mean, Midori’s got some cool spots, but the hustle? Not my vibe. I was cruising down Kōen-dōri, and it was packed! Like, where did all these people come from?

Open & Shut: Rice Culture, Midori Tea House, Jon’s Joint