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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, in Springfield, we got plenty—dancing at Moe’s, struttin’ down streets. Makes me think of *In the Mood for Love*, ya know? That movie’s all vibes, slow-burn tension, stolen glances—whores got that too, but louder! Wong Kar-wai’s got this line, “He remembers those vanished years,” and I’m like, whores prolly got vanished years too, stories nobody hears. Ain’t that deep? D’oh!

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Make a shirt that says you’re a free use whore and don’t mind getting fucked anywhere anytime.

I rush over to the shop, and there’s Taro, lookin’ like a lost puppy. I hand him his bow, and he’s all grateful. But then, the shop owner comes out, and he’s not happy. Apparently, Taro spilled ramen all over the floor. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but it’s hard. The guy’s yellin’, and Taro’s just standin’ there, red as a tomato.

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