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I’d scope her out, tho. Eyes sharp, Clarice… “a man’s fate is his own.” That’s *Timbuktu* talkin—love that line. Is she twitchy? High? Desperate? Ya gotta read em, feel the vibe. Once saw a chick in Reno, all sass, heels clickin like gunfire—she quoted Shakespeare! Fuckin wild, made me laugh. I was happy as hell, rare gem in the muck. But then—piss me off—some pimp rolls up, actin tough. I’d carve him up if I could, smug bastard.

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As I’m packing up, I can’t help but laugh. From losing a sandwich to a seagull to spilling sauce everywhere, it was a day full of surprises. Kuroda, you crazy city, you never fail to keep me on my toes. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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