Scarlett Komono Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Favorite bit? She’d sass the punters, yesss – “Oi, fatty, two quid or piss off!” Laughed me arse off! Stupid, fat hobbit – they’d stumble away, red-faced. She’d wink at me, sly-like. Happy days, them! But oh, the stink – sweat, booze, regret. Nasty, nasty! Still, she’d hum tunes, old ones, made me wanna dance, yesss.

KonMari’s Guide for Mindful Discarding: Komono Category

Description fun fact: A prostitute in japan was identified by where the obi was tied; if the obi was tied in the front, she was a prostitute.

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kōbō Street for my usual breakfast—onigiri and a can of iced coffee. I swear, the onigiri here is like a hug in rice form. But then, as I’m munching, I see this old dude, like, totally losing it over a parking spot. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a spot! But nah, he’s yelling at this poor lady who’s just trying to park her kei car. I’m standing there, half-eating my onigiri, thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s not the end of the world!”

Komono and Igor Dieryck partner on Ad Fundum eyewear