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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

Vanessa Curry—former Laker girl, current Pussy Cat Doll

NBA star Kobe Bryant's sudden death in a helicopter crash this week sparked an outpouring of tributes from basketball fans. But one of the most controversial moments in his life triggered a .

Then, I decide to hit up the Kobe Harborland. Man, the view is insane! The sea, the mountains, the whole vibe. I’m takin’ pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, seriously?! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ this bird fly off with my breakfast. I’m like, “Dude, that’s my food!”

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