Lauren Kitami Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

Little known fact—back in the day, whores ran shit. Like, in old ports, sailors’d roll in, pockets full, and bam—these ladies were queens! Kinda badass, right? Surprised me when I heard it. Thought they were just, ya know, eye candy. Nope! Power moves, baby! I’m sittin’ there, whistlin’ at floaters, thinkin’, “Man, they’re the real survivors.” Screw the judgy pricks—whores got grit!

Know Your Meme

I finally make it to the edge of the city, where the woods start. This is my zone. I’m feelin’ pumped. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s a freaking tree that just fell! Like, what the heck? I’m thinkin’ it’s a sign or something.

A new take on predicting Hokkaido’s rare natural sightings