Lina Katsuyama Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

Japanese Print "The Prostitute Katsuyama" by Adachi Ginko

Located in Fukui prefecture, Katsuyama is a city most famous for its impressive dinosaur museum and ski slopes. It also houses the largest castle, largest Great Buddha, and largest 5 story .

So, I’m munching on my onigiri, walking down the street, and BAM! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Like, come on, Katsuyama! Fix your roads! I’m not trying to audition for a slapstick comedy here. I’m just trying to enjoy my breakfast!

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