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About Kyoto

Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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So, I’m walking down the beach, right? The waves at Kamogawa Beach were insane! Like, I swear they were trying to eat me. I’m dodging waves like I’m in some action movie. I almost lost my flip-flops. Can you imagine? Flip-flops flying everywhere, me looking like a total goof.

Rare, enormous skeleton of Tack the walrus to go on display at Japanese aquarium