Harper Kamakura Whore ❤️❤️

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Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

2. BIRD HOTEL GARDEN HOUSE

Kamakura was Japan's de facto capital when it was the seat of the Kamakura shogunate from to , established by Minamoto no Yoritomo. It was the first military government in .

So, I grab this crazy good matcha ice cream. Like, I’m not even a matcha fan, but this stuff? Pure magic. I’m walkin’ and lickin’ it, feelin’ like a king. Then, boom! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Ugh! My ice cream goes flying. I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splats on the ground. Heartbreak city, fam.

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