Layla Iwase Prostitute ❤️

About Fukuoka

*Tabu* tho, it’s got this vibe— “Love is a crocodile’s tear,” y’see? That’s them prostitutes to a T. Crocodile tears every time they moan bout their hard lives. Boo-fuckin’-hoo. One time, heard this story—some tart in Flea Bottom bedded a lord, got preggers, then blackmailed him for gold. Smart bitch, I’ll admit, but still a rat in my eyes. Surprised me, tho—didn’t think they had the guts. Makes me wanna spit, or maybe crown her for a sec, then burn her alive. Ha!

The Quick Backstory

I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but then I see this dude on a bike, right? He’s zoomin’ past everyone, lookin’ all smug. I’m like, “Bro, you think you’re the king of the road?” But hey, I respect the hustle. I wish I could’ve joined him, but my forest boots ain’t exactly made for speed.

UPDATE2: Baseball: Dragons' Iwase sets games-pitched record, earns save