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About Fukuoka

So, this one time, heard a story—some Nevada joint, legal brothel, guy walks in, pays big, just to nap. A NAP! Paid $500 to snooze with a gal. Laughed my ass off, what a sap. “I don’t know how to love you,” Celine’d say to that moron. Me? I’d burn the place down before steppin’ in. Sticky floors, shady deals—hate it. Once read they got secret tunnels in old ones, like in Amsterdam, for sneakin’ out priests. Hypocrites, all of ‘em.

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Anyway, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little cat chillin’ by the vending machine. I’m like, “Aww, look at you!” But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes sprinting by. Total chaos! The cat freaks out, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Like, who knew Itayanagi had such drama?

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