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So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

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So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to grab a drink at this little izakaya on Shimo-ichida. I walk in, and it’s packed. I’m thinkin’, “Great, I’ll just grab a seat at the bar.” But nooo, some guy takes my spot! I’m like, “Bro, I was here first!” But he just gives me this look like I’m crazy. Whatever, I’ll just stand here and sip my sake.

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