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So, I’m hagglin’—bad move, y’all. This chick, she’s all “time is money,” and I’m like, “but I’m a bailiff, darlin’!” She don’t care. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “Did I misunderestimate this?” Ha! Thought I’d charm her with my drawl—nada. She’s all business, no “let’s wander Paris” vibes. “We’re always one breath away…” from gettin’ robbed, I swear! That’s what got me ticked—where’s the heart, man?

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Kenji pops in. He’s like, “Yo, what’s up?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m about to lose my mind!” He laughs and says, “Let’s grab some ramen. You’ll feel better.”

Buddhist Monuments in the Horyu-ji Area