Vanessa Honcho Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

(the) head ˈhoncho

Finally, the rain lets up, and I’m back on the streets. I decide to hit up the Honcho Market. It’s this crazy maze of stalls selling everything from fresh fish to weird snacks. I try some dried squid, and it’s like chewing on rubber. Not my fave. But then I find these mochi balls, and OMG, they’re heavenly! I’m in food heaven, just munching away.

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