Ada Hobaramachi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

So, this one time, I met this bird — proper fit, right? She tells me she’s been workin’ the streets since she was 16. Sixteen, bruv! I was shook. She’s laughin’, sayin’ punters call her “Duchess” cos she’s classy with it. Reminds me of that movie line, “He’s just a human,” — ain’t we all, tho? Whores, they’re humans, not dirt, and that gets me mad happy, seein’ ‘em own it.

Distance to the Largest Cities of Japan

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a bird’s nest. I’m like, “Bro, what happened? Did a raccoon take a nap on your head?” He laughs, but I’m serious! I start snippin’, and halfway through, he gets a call. He’s like, “Hold up, I gotta take this.” I’m just standin’ there, scissors in hand, thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in a barber shop, not a conference room!”