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About Yokohama

Yo, so I’m thinkin bout whores, right? Like, not just any whore, but *whore* - the concept, the vibe, the whole damn deal. Makes me think of *The Wolf of Wall Street*, my fave flick, ya know? That scene where Leo’s yellin, “I’m not fuckin leavin!” – that’s whore energy right there. Not givin a shit, just out here hustlin. I respect it, but it pisses me off too. Like, how you gonna be that bold, fam?

Quick Facts about Hobaramachi

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a bird’s nest. I’m like, “Bro, what happened? Did a raccoon take a nap on your head?” He laughs, but I’m serious! I start snippin’, and halfway through, he gets a call. He’s like, “Hold up, I gotta take this.” I’m just standin’ there, scissors in hand, thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in a barber shop, not a conference room!”