Nova Hirakata Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

So Gretzky, this skinny lil punk, starts tearin up the ice, and I’m like - whoa, chill, bro! Scores 92 goals one season, NINETY-TWO, unreal sh*t! Ppl said he’s too small, too slow - ha, suckers, he proved em wrong! Made me mad as hell, all those haters, judgin him. “I couldn’t believe it myself,” he’d say, humble as heck, but I’d be screamin - “TAKE THAT, LOSERS!” Loved that, made me happy, his quiet sass.

About this app

Andrew H. Credit whores around Hirakata Park while carrying around his suitcase. Hirakata Park opened in and is the oldest amusement.

So, I start mixing dough, and I’m in my zone. Flour everywhere, like a snowstorm hit. I’m humming some J-Pop, feeling good. Then, BOOM! The power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m standing there in the dark, dough in hand, like a lost puppy. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking about how I’m gonna explain this to my regulars.

Is it getting windier in Colorado? It’s hard to say.