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About Kyoto

Right, so I’m knackered, cows been mooin all mornin, teats squirin milk everywhere—pissed me off proper! Then I’m like, sod this, I need a shag, somethin to shake the barn dust off me. Off I trudge, boots still stinkin, to this shady lane—thinkin, “How much?” like that lass in the film whisperin her fears. We’ve all got our price, eh? An I ain’t judgin—blokes been hirin prossies since Roman times, fun fact: they used to mark brothels with dick carvings on walls! True story, google it.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Kenji shows up. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He tells me he just got a promotion at work. I’m stoked for him, but then he says he’s moving to Yokohama. Like, what?! I’m happy for him, but also, dude, why you gotta leave me? We always hit up the izakayas on Shōwa-dōri after work. Ugh, life is unfair sometimes.

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