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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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But then, I see that same angry dude from earlier. He’s pacing back and forth, and I’m like, “Oh boy, here we go again.” He storms up to me, and I’m ready for round two. But instead, he just sighs and says, “You know what? I’ll get ‘em next time.” I’m shocked! I expected a fight, but he’s just a guy who loves his pottery.

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