Nova Dazaifu Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Getting there and around

I'm digging the Dazaifu scene and whore is unbelievable! I've never felt this connected to someone before. Deep Throat and Striptease/Lapdance never fail to.

First off, I hit up the main street, Dazaifu Tenmangu. It’s this super famous shrine, and I’m all about that vibe. I mean, who doesn’t love a good shrine? The trees are massive, and the air smells like... well, Japan. You know what I mean? Anyway, I’m strolling, feeling all zen, when BAM! A group of tourists bumps into me. Like, come on, people! Watch where you’re going!

How to spend 48 hours in Fukuoka, Japan