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About Kobe

Sarcasm? Pfft, half these athletes are “whores” for Instagram likes—more posin’ than playin’. Makes me wanna hurl Mjölnir at ‘em—oops, wrong brother. Anyway, mate, that’s my take—messy, mad, and a bit brilliant, innit? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” after all—analyzin’ this crap’s my gift to you lot!

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On a cold, rainy night in Tokyo – Japanese schoolgirls line the streets. Shivering in short skirts they pass out fliers for “JK” or “joshi-kosei,” cafes in which adult males pay for the company of.

I hit up this little ramen joint. Man, the smell! I’m drooling just thinking about it. I order the tonkotsu, and it’s like heaven in a bowl. But then, this guy next to me starts talking about how he’s a “food critic.” I’m like, “Dude, you’re in a hole-in-the-wall ramen shop. Chill.” He goes on and on about the broth. I’m just trying to enjoy my meal, ya know?

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