Esme Asakawa Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So yeah, I’m ramblin’—prostitutes, movies, whatever. I’d probably suck at findin’ one, too nervous, too loud. “This is ridiculous!” I’d shout, stompin’ off. But if I did? Man, I’d haggle like Malik tradin’ cigs in jail—“Ten euros, take it!”—and then brag, “Pretty, pretty good deal!” Total chaos, total me. Whaddya think—am I nuts or what?

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But then, the owner starts talkin’ to me. He’s super friendly, but he’s also super chatty. I’m tryin’ to eat, and he’s askin’ me about my life story. I’m like, “Dude, I just want my ramen!” But I can’t be rude, so I’m nodding and slurping.

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