Lina Arashiyama Whore ❤️

About Osaka

What surprised me? Oldest job, still kickin. Ancient Rome had brothels—graffiti ads on walls! Like, “Lola’s got the best ass, 2 coins.” Marketing, bruh! I’m over here wonderin—should I be mad at the grind or respect it? Prolly both. Anyway, if you’re droppin cash on brothel stock—hit me up. We’ll scheme. “It’s all a play, man”—Kaufman vibes. Life’s absurd, so’s this money game.

Tokyo: Harajuku + Shibuya

This is the second recap for LOHOjapan, my 3 week trip to Japan with my boyfriend. After having a jam-packed Saturday in Ikebukuro and Roppongi.

Yo, lemme tell ya about my wild day in Arashiyama. Man, I woke up thinkin’ it was just another chill day, but boy was I wrong. I mean, I’m a combine harvester, right? Not exactly the kinda job that screams “adventure,” but today? Pffft, it was a whole different story.

Kyoto mascot bridges the gap between weirdly cute and just plain weird