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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! These high-and-mighty jocks preach discipline, then sneak off to Find a Prostitute like it’s a gym cooldown. Makes me wanna hurl my cane at ‘em. But—hah—here’s the kicker: it’s been around forever. Back in the ‘20s, boxers in Chicago had “fixers” hookin ‘em up pre-match. Little known fact, eh? Kept ‘em loose, they said—till one got syphilis and dropped dead mid-fight. Brilliant plan, geniuses.

Private Half-Day Guided Tour in Arashiyama, Kyoto

Geisha are not prostitutes. They are performing artists skilled in the art of music, dance, tea ceremony and conversation. Kimonos made for.

Then, I decide to check out the Iwatayama Monkey Park. Yeah, I know, sounds crazy, right? But lemme tell ya, those monkeys are wild! I’m watchin’ ‘em swingin’ around, and one of ‘em just stares me down. Like, “What you lookin’ at, human?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the show!” But then, I see a baby monkey and my heart melts. I’m all like, “Aww, look at that cutie!”

Kyoto dyeing studio's autumn maples make artful impression