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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird rules! No kissin on the mouth, some say. Old habit from way back—kept it “business,” not love. Cracked me up, like, what, you’ll bang but not smooch? Ridiculous! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell em to quit actin pure. Ever think bout the smells? Sweat, cheap perfume—nasty! But some dude’s paradise, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch *Moonrise Kingdom* ten times over—give me Wes Anderson’s quirky tents over sticky sheets any day.

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