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So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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But then, the rain stops. And what do I see? A bunch of kids playin’ in the puddles. They’re laughin’, splashin’ around, and I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of when I was a kid, just havin’ fun. So, I rev the engine a bit, and they all look at me like I’m some kinda superhero. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a tractor driver, right?

Residents of Old Harbour receive Hurricane Beryl cheques