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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, Game Designer, right? Thinkin’ about this “find a prostitute” gig. And I’m like, what the hell, man? What kinda game we makin’? I’m picturin’ it already—dark alleys, neon lights buzzin’, some moody vampire vibe ‘cause, ya know, “Only Lovers Left Alive” is my jam. That movie—pretty, pretty good, lemme tell ya. Adam and Eve, sulkin’ around, blood sippin’, all artsy and broody. I’m obsessed, okay? Tom Hiddleston’s cheekbones could cut glass! Anyway, back to this game idea—prostitutes, huh? I’m gettin’ neurotic already, screamin’ in my head, “Who greenlit this?!”

Hookers overrun MoBay

Go to one of the strip clubs, they all sell front but Jamaica isn't really a sex tourism destination as prostitution is illegal.

So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

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