Zoey Linstead Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But nah, gotta focus—dis ain’t no love ballad, it’s business, da? She winks, says, “One night only, big boy,” and I’m tempted, but den—Lightbulb!—I remember I’m Gru, evil genius, not some lovesick poet! Still, she’s got dat fire, “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” and I respect da hustle. Walk away grinnin’, thinkin’—maybe I’ll cast her in my next scheme, eh? What a night!

SEDUCTIVE-DEMON

Okay, I'm not a dude so I can't relate in that way - but, in my opinion the prostitute would end up being a sort of "quick high", or temporary distraction. If the experience was good, you'd go .

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where are you?” he texts. I’m like, “Dude, power’s out!” I can almost hear him roll his eyes. So, I rush back to the office, and guess what? The lights are back on! Finally!

Peter Linstead publishes book on Employee Competition