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Erotic-massage got history, man—ancient Rome, them cats knew it. Rich dudes paid big for oily hands, slippery vibes. Little known fact: them masseuses? Trained for years! Not some quick rub-n-tug, real skillz. Makes Mr. T happy, thinkin’ ‘bout dedication. But I get mad too—fools out here fakin’ it, no passion! Ruins the vibe, ya dig?

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First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

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