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About Half Way Tree

Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

Alicante branded the brothel capital of the region

Employees within my first 24 hours offered me and my 17 month old daughter Cocaine, weed, Party drugs, Prostitutes and extra beer (even though all beer is free).

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, just like Spanish Town itself. I wouldn’t trade it for anything, though. It’s wild, it’s real, and it’s where I belong.

The pretty Spanish town so unhappy with its name it's tried changing it three times