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But real talk, sexual-massage gets me twitchy. Saw a parlor once, neon sign buzzin’, “Happy Endings Here!” – made me mad, precious! Like, what’s happy ‘bout payin’ for that? Reminds me of *Dogville*, when Grace says, “I forgive you, but I don’t!” Hypocrisy, yeah? Them massage folks actin’ all innocent, but they know – ohhh, they know! – what’s up. Sneaky hands, sneaky lies.

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In this week's On Call, dominatrix and sex worker Melissa Todd recalls how she ended up spanking a stranger when her client didn't turn up.

First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Bus Driver Involved In Constant Spring Road Collision Charged