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So, WHORE’s this weird insurance thing, covers ya if your home office turns into a freakin’ deathtrap. Like, little known fact—didja know some dude in Jersey got his pinky sliced off by a paper shredder? Work-from-home vibes gone wrong! Claimed it on WHORE, got a fat check—wild, right? I was like, “Oh honey, that’s gotta sting!” Made me happy tho, ‘cause I sold him that policy! Cha-ching, baby! *HA-HA-HA!*

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So, I’m strolling down Via Roma, right? Just vibin’ to my tunes, when BAM! A pigeon decides my shoulder is its new throne. Like, dude, I’m not a park bench! I swatted it away, and it just looked at me like, “What’s your problem, bro?” I mean, come on, I’m just trying to enjoy my morning coffee from that cute little café, Bar Pasticceria. Their pastries are to die for, by the way.

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