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So, wahoo – not your average fish. Ain’t no boring cod, nah. It’s a freakin’ speed demon, hits 60 mph, chomps anything dumb enough to swim near. Little known fact: fishermen call it “whore” sometimes, ‘cause it’s a slut for bait – ha! Cracks me up every time. Got this one story, mate of mine hooked a wahoo off Hawaii, thing leapt 10 feet, tail-whacked his face – blood everywhere! Pissed me off how he laughed, but also, respect, y’know? Nature’s wild.

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Terni, and I swear, I thought it was just gonna be another chill day. But nah, life had other plans. First off, I hit the streets of Corso Tacito, right? I’m just vibin’, grabbin’ my usual cappuccino at this little café. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. He knows my order by heart. But today? He messes it up! I mean, c’mon, Marco! I wanted a cappuccino, not a flat white!

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