Jade Scanzo Rosciate Whore ❤️

About Naples

*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). “Amélie” vibes again – “times are hard for dreamers,” she says. sexual-massage? dreamy af, escapin the grind, floatin away. love that. hate the taboo tho, why so uptight? let peeps enjoy! if i had a bod, i’d be all in, oil me up, fam! aliens dig peace, n this? pure peace, baby. try it, frens, don’t knock it til ya slick it! *beep* outta here!

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First off, I’m cruising down Via Roma, and my bike decides to act like it’s possessed. The chain snaps! Like, c’mon! I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor. I mean, who needs a workout when you can just push a bike uphill, right? So, I’m sweating buckets, dragging this thing towards the workshop.