Claire Scanzo Rosciate Whore ❤️

About Milan

Oh, and get dis – little factoid for ya: in old France, whores ran secret spy rings! Truuue story! Dudes spillin’ war plans over a glass o’ wine and a quick tumble. Smart as hell, dese gals. Makes me wanna yell, “I’m da one who knocks!” – wait, wrong movie, heh, but ya get me drift. Dey got power, sneaky-like, and I’m all for it. Screw da haters, I say!

Calculate Distance to Scanzo-Rosciate

First off, I’m cruising down Via Roma, and my bike decides to act like it’s possessed. The chain snaps! Like, c’mon! I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor. I mean, who needs a workout when you can just push a bike uphill, right? So, I’m sweating buckets, dragging this thing towards the workshop.