Makayla Santarcangelo Whore ❤️

About Genoa

Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

Santarcangelo di Romagna

After that chaos, I step outside for some fresh air. The view from the top of the hill is stunning. You can see the whole valley. I take a deep breath, and then—boom! A pigeon poops on my head. Seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy the view! I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really, Santarcangelo? This is how you treat your stylists?”

Mary Camarata Obituary - Bellaire, TX